Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in We Hate Doug's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
3:07 pm [xebeckle]	Fight for the Good of Mankind I have noticed that no one has been contributing to our ultimate goal lately (or in a great while). As a morale boost, I figured posting would help people remember what we are fighting for; a glorious world within that terror known as D. Simon. Here is a little something to respark the hate for now. fight on, my fellow righteous warriors! Current Mood: ecstatic (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
9:34 pm [xebeckle]	A Friendly Reminder We still hate Doug, and wish to have his tyrannical ways put to an end very soon. Thank you, from the WHD Counsel Current Mood: determined (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
3:33 pm [xebeckle]	Just Awful H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH! D. K.! Donkey Kong! * He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail! [Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1) His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2) He's bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the first member of the DK crew! D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY! D. K.! Donkey Kong is here! [Break: 1 Measure] This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes! She shrinks in size to suit her mood! [Break: 2 Measures] She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be She floats in air and climbs up trees! [Break: 2 Measures] If you choose her, you won't choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG! [Break: 2 Measures] D. K.! Donkey Kong! [Break: 4 Measures] He has no style, he has no grace This Kong...has a funny face He can handstand when he wants to And stretch his arms out just for you! [Break: 1 Measure] In-flate himself just like a balloon This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY! D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong! D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here! [Break: 2 Measures] He's back again, and about time, too And this time, he's in the mood! [Break: 2 Measures] He can fly real high with his jetpack on... With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He can make you smile when you hear his tune... [Break: 1 Measure] But, Kremlings beware 'cause he's out after you! D. K.! Donkey Kong! D. K.! Donkey Kong! (fading) D. K.! Donkey Kong! D. K.... Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny! Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 Measures] He can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow; he can't jump high But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe... [Break: 2 Measures] Come on Cranky! Take it to the stage! ** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells! Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! ** REPEAT Oh, yeah! [Break: 4 Measures] * REPEAT (and fading) This is all Doug's fault. Current Mood: melancholy (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006
10:06 pm [xebeckle]	Even the Chill'ins Hate Today, I received a lovely little doodle from a young child. My heart was overjoyed to discover that even young children have already learned the menace that is Doug must be stopped. A young girl(who shall remain nameless....well, we'll call him Irene Lee Hatedug) sent me this propaganda piece exposing the freak that Douglas is. Many have not come in close contact with this vile beast and, of course, are a fortunate bunch. The seldom group that has lived to tell the tales of encountering him know one very important detail....he is a man(or beast) with a wicked stench that is covered by nothing less than vile hatred. So, Irene made a lovely hazard warning, informing all that "Smellfeetz" is a threat and should be avoided at all costs. It's good to know our cause is reaching the youths of today. Current Mood: creative (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
7:07 pm [xebeckle]	Recently Rediscovered Photo I recently rediscovered a disturbing picture of Douglas that I felt must be shared with the masses (seeing how the masses hate Doug). Here we see Doug standing over the corpses of a prisoner who was tortured to death (mmost likely showed his ass to him or something terrible). Doug must be stopped now or his incredible thirst or destruction shall doom us all! Doom us, I say! Help cripple his powerhold on society by posting photos such as this one, or leaving entries of his evil deeds, or just commenting how he must be stopped. It's up to all of us to stop this madman. Current Mood: infuriated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 18th, 2006
12:32 am [xebeckle]	Greetings from the New Management 'ey everyone. As a maintainer for WeHateDoug, I was finally able to provide the icon for the community. This was from the original club, IHateDoug. But, that's enough news, it's time for Doug bashing. At this very moment, Douglas is in my room wearing long blonde wig. This is a feeble attempt for him to seduce children into his lair and shown them burlesque photos of himself....those poor children.... Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
12:12 am [poptartocean]	So, if you are a member of Wehatedoug (and membership is open to all) all you have to do to post on the main page (aka starting your own topics) is click update as usual, type your message of hatred for Doug. At the bottom of the page there is a small dropdown menu that says post to: just select Wehatedoug instead of your own journal and it will be posted no questions asked. (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 16th, 2006
10:46 pm [poptartocean]	DOUG YOU SUCK BRAZILIAN COCK Does anybody else remember the time that Doug kidnapped an old women then gave her AIDS and Bird Flu, so not only did her old man husband die a horrible shameful death, but their parakeet started a global pandemic.... yeah thats when i was like... I really do hate Doug (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
6:34 pm [poptartocean]	We All Hate Doug: Discuss (5 Comments |Comment on this)